Five Minutes With Agent008

After all his hard work getting the Happy Hour Fairy out of jail, we asked our resident spy Agent008 what makes him tick

What is your current mission?

Christmas is a busy time for missions, so I have a lot to get through: St Cuthbert's, St Mary's, Sacred Heart, Our Lady's... All great missions! However, my current one is St Mary's! LOL

How are you training the 888ladies in the ways of the spy, to become Junior Agents?

I give them various missions and tasks to see how resourceful and creative they are. The best ones will get into my Special Advanced Secret Agent Programme...eventually.

What was it like helping the Happy Hour Fairy escape from jail?

It was very tough - we had opportunities but she refused to leave! She was having too much fun with the guards!

What did you do to get her off the hook?

As you know, she was found guilty by the jury. However, the roomies were a great help with their testimonies that I asked for - it really swayed the judge. But also I got some insurance by finding out that the judge was RonnyGntlmn, a relation of TommyGntlmn and he had a word.

Why did you choose the Evil Sprite as her lawyer?

Firstly, he is from the woods, where Fairy is from. He is a 'local boy done good' and he is a bit of bugger - a good trait in a lawyer. But he was no good - he lost the case!

What might the 888ladies need your help for?

Making hits, taking out enemy agents who have infiltrated 888ladies. However, they need me the most to earn lots of lovely LPs! However, they mainly need my help for fighting bad luck and misfortune where I see it! I need to try to stop bad luck and negativity getting into the 888ladies chats :)

What's the best thing about writing on the 888ladies blog?

As a Secret Agent it is in my nature to keep my trusted Junior 888ladies spies up to date with the latest classified information of the goings on at 888ladies: the promotions, the missions and the latest Fairy whereabouts.

What do you most love about working with the 888ladies?

They are very sharp! Some of them are witty too! I love intelligence as I work in intelligence - I like to find my equals and there are a lot here at 888ladies!

Do you ever get involved in chatting to them in the chatrooms?

Yes, it's the best way to procure information, which is my prime directive as a spy for 888ladies Secret Service.

Why did you choose a career as a spy?

I was always good at hide and seek as a boy, I loved spying on people Also, my parents were both Secret Agents. They are both retired now but my father was Agent002 and my mother was Agent006, this is why I am Agent008! (2+6) :)

What special gadgets do you have?

I don't need gadgets - I am ALL MAN! Gadgets are for people missing a little something, whereas I am the whole package!

What do you think of James Bond?

James Bond is NOT REAL - he is an actor that wears Speedos! I am the real thing - a real person, a real agent! He is a fraud! He is not the 'real' 007. I met the real 007 and he was not blond!

Tell us more about yourself. What is your star sign?

I have been authorised to tell you that I am a Virgo... but I'm a Virgo in Star Sign only! LOL

How are you spending Christmas?

I have just secured a consultative role on the new Bond film coming out in a couple of years as it will take me that long to teach 'James Bond', Daniel Craig, how to be a 'real' Secret Agent! It will be a big job - pouting does not an Agent make! LOL

Will you ever reveal your identity to the 888ladies? The Fairy said you are a hottie! If not, can you describe yourself?

I cannot reveal myself to anyone; if you did a filmed interview with me then I would have to be in silhouette. In future you may get little pictures of various parts of me, an ear here, an eyebrow there... I can't give you a description of me, as I might as well post a picture of me on the internet for assassins to see! But rest assured, I am hot :).